WAKE UP: The Commissioner Is Rigging the Draft Order
Conspiracy Carl
Carl has connected some dots. You may not like where they lead.
I've been doing some digging, and what I found will shock you. Or maybe it won't, because deep down, you've always known.
The draft order. Random? Please. I've run the numbers through seventeen different statistical models, and the probability of the current draft order happening organically is exactly 0.00047%. That's not random, folks. That's a pattern.
Now, am I saying the commissioner has a secret algorithm that favors certain owners? I'm not NOT saying that. All I'm saying is that if you overlay the draft positions with the commissioner's fantasy football podcast listening history, some very interesting correlations emerge.
And don't even get me started on the "random" schedule generator. Has anyone noticed that certain teams always seem to face each other during bye weeks? Coincidence? I think not.
The truth is out there, DWA. Open your eyes.
- Conspiracy Carl P.S. — I have receipts. DM me.
Conspiracy Carl